Total Medals Earned: 3,262 (From
524 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 58,740 Points
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Give up the ability to think for yourself by naming yourself "ICRAVEFLESH".
Get the Ugly Ending. (Do the worst in every minigame besides the Periodic Table one)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.